Ashcombe 1 v 4 In Pulse
By Duncan Milham
It is once again an honour to be writing to you all again. I shall again attempt to validate our Sunday morning efforts by making them sound somehow romantic and noble. As ever, the truth will probably shine through. Please please feel free to reply using the words STOP E-MAILING ME THIS DRIVEL YOU TIT if you would rather not receive these e-mails.
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After a win the previous week and, for the first time ever (I think) a second successive clean sheet we went into this week with a degree of confidence. Although there were clear rumours that we might have a substitute this week, we were still trying to stall for the time as the opposition were stood in 4-4-2 formation tapping their wrists and heckling the ref. We had to borrow a linesman and get under way.
The early exchanges produced little of note. The main interest was to see how long Mark’s heavily strapped knee would last before he collapsed which, despite a few shaky moments and strained expressions, turned out to be the full 90 minutes. Hooray. The defence actually looked pretty solid. Charlie won 5 headers which equals his tally for our first 6 seasons, Brendan and Mark scrambled back where needed and saw the ball away and Ian looked comfortable against a team that liked to play the ball wide.
After a pretty even first 20 minutes, they had a good phase of play winning the midfield argument for a period. Their breakthrough goal came from a break down their left. The winger cut inside and put a decent ball over that their striker put in from close range. 1 v 0.
We did come back though and Toby came about as close to an equaliser as is possible. Their defender mis-kicked a long ball and Toby was away. He got to the ball just in front of their oncoming goalie and nudged the ball past him. Sadly it wasn’t quite goalbound and although Liam made a heroic effort to nudge it in or, as it neared the line, to scoop it back but, alas, it just rolled out.
Toby did continue to look dangerous. He won a free kick- a fine delivery from Nick was headed wide. Then a moment of controversy. Toby ran through and as the goalie came well out of his area, the ball came up and hit the goalie’s hands- both of them- as they were raised above his head. We all shouted for a free kick but the ref, incredibly, waved it away. The explanation was that it had hit the goalie’s foot first and bounced up. The ref said this and the goalie had the nerve to appear indignant that we should even have appealed! Now, I’ve checked the rules. It turns out that you AREN’T allowed to use your hands EVEN IF the ball has already hit your foot. An odd decision.
Half time and it was only 1 v 0 so we were still in the game and our sub had now turned up so we had reasons for optimism. More so as the second half began. Dave and Charlie combined really well down the right and put in a series of quality balls. Toby had two chances though the ball never quite fell right, I had a header which was easily saved and badly fluffed my lines from a low cross. Swing and a miss.
Then they eased back into it. They won a corner and scored a far post header. Always disappointing to concede but also hard to stop- if a decent headerer of the ball gets a decent cross then there is danger. 2 v 0.
We made a substitution, Richard came on for his debut and looked lively down our left. He was in the mix for our goal which, as far as I could see, was either a superb reaction and sublimely placed header, or a bit of luck. The ball went in and their defender headed it away. Liam was about 2 meters from the defender and it hit his head, looped up over the goalie and into the goal. 2 v 1 and we were back in it.
Sadly, we never really looked like getting back into the game. As we pushed on our defenders became isolated and they added a third. Brendan and Charlie were both unlucky with the bounce as two strikers combined and the finish- smashed into the top corner- was actually pretty good. 3 v 1.
Then, eventually, the fourth. They broke again and despite a very good save from our stand-in goalie, the ball hit Brendan and bounced to their bloke who scored from close range. 4 v 1 and, in all fairness, the best team probably won. Unbeaten in their first three games, they will probably be among the top few this season and we gave them a good game.
As I despondently held the flag for the last few minutes, four of their supporters, 3 lads in their early teens and 1 a little older, clearly became bored. They started off by pretending they were chasing a ball, a pink ball, before discarding the prop and rolling around on each other. They spent several minutes frolicking. I didn’t honestly know where to look. Their crowd, about a dozen came to watch, didn’t seem to find it surprising so maybe it just happens every time they win. The fun ended, unsurprisingly, in tears and with one of them holding his balls. All very odd.
Anyhoo,
the game ended 4 v 1 and we turn our thoughts to a cup game against a higher ranked team next week. Bring ’em on.
MoM this week would be hard to call, though Liam probably deserved it. Chaz had a decent shout, he looked solid defensively and also added options going forward. Toby also ran well all game.
On a different note, several people could pass landmarks this season:
Dave and Ian are both close to 50 appearances (currently 46 and 47), Brendan is likely to reach 150 (currently 146) whilst Liam (77) , Christian (75) and Scott (72) could reach 100, though we may need a cup run for that to happen. Duncan (181) could reach a double century.
As goals go, Paul (44) could reach 50 this term and Toby (7) should be the 11th Ashcombe player to make it into double figures.
And, by my reckoning, myself, Mark, Charlie and Joe are all due a testimonial come the end of this season.
Well done everyone, looking forward to another year.